September 19th
Today is—as everybody should know—the date marked on the calendar for International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
It is your responsibility to create any small measure of menace you see fit. Suggestions? Raid the work fridge. Put parrot poop on your boss’s BMW. Plunder the stationery closet. (No ravaging of coworkers, that’s not cool.) I bet you’ve ideas of your own; run with it.
In the mean time, here’s a list of pirate phrases that will add color to your rampage.
Weigh anchor and take nae prizzners.
Update09/20/2005
My favorite shanty of all time, as performed by my favorite band of all time. ;)
Yonder Mountain String Band - The Mermaid (traditional) MP3 3:38
'Twas Friday morn when we set sail
And we were not farrrgh from the land
When arrgh Captain, he spied a mermaid so fair
With a comb and a glass in her hand.And the ocean waves do roll
And the stormy winds do blow
And we four sailors arggh skipping at the top
And the land lubbers lay down below, below, below
And the land lubbers lay down belowWell up spoke the Captain of arggh gallant ship
And a fine spoken man was He
He said "This fishy mermaid has warned me of our doom,
We shall sink to the bottom of the sea!"Then up spoke the cabin boy of our gallant ship
And a brave young lad was he
He said "I have a sweetheart at Salem by the sea,
and tonight she'll be weepin' for me."Well up spoke the Cook of our gallant ship
And a greasy old butcher was he
He said "I care more for my my pots and my pans
Than I do for the bottom of the sea!"Then three times 'round spun our gallant ship
And three times 'round spun she
Three times 'round spun our gallant ship
And she sank to the bottom of the sea!
Tie Dye Camp, Strawberry Festival - Camp Mather, CA May 25th, 2005
14 Missives So Far
01 vanessa said on Mon Sep 19 14:33:13 EDT
Ahoy! Look here! T' original page with english t' pirate translator! :)
02 josh said on Mon Sep 19 14:40:31 EDT
Hah! Being a fan of high school language textbooks of all kinds, I experimented and came up with this.
The pirate speaks,"T' cheese be old and moldy. whar be t' bathroom?"
03 anonymouscoworker said on Mon Sep 19 15:03:52 EDT
Avast ye mutinous dogs! Who'n be puttin' their bilgerats in me grog?
04 vanessa said on Mon Sep 19 23:17:25 EDT
http://eclectech.co.uk/pantspirate.php?i=Yv
Bwahahahahaaaa!
05 josh said on Mon Sep 19 23:24:58 EDT
I am laughing. You cannot see me laughing, because that is not how this medium works, but I am laughing. You know I was half hoping there'd be a steerin' wheel under there. :P
06 vanessa said on Mon Sep 19 23:26:46 EDT
LMAO! You have NO idea how many times I've told that joke today.... ok, maybe you do have SOME idea... ;)
07 josh said on Mon Sep 19 23:39:17 EDT
Please. People are sick of me and that joke. No ma'am — I don't need no stinkin' pirate holiday to run a joke into the ground. :))
08 vanessa said on Mon Sep 19 23:48:05 EDT
Bwahahahaha!
But wait, why does it have to be a pirate?
LMAO
Oh dear lord, I need sleep.
10 Shawn said on Tue Sep 20 12:09:36 EDT
Damn it! I am always a day late to special holidays ... arrghhh, matey! (sad, very sad).
11 vanessa said on Tue Sep 20 13:03:37 EDT
Oooh are we on to buccaneer jokes now?
I have one! I have one!
It was Halloween night and a nice gentleman heard the doorbell ring. As he answered, a little voice called out "Trick or Treat". The voice came from an adorable tiny pirate in a 3 corner pirate hat with a skull & crossbones and an eye patch. The man smiled and bent down and said, "Well hello, Matey. Where are your buccaneers?" The little pirate answered, "Under my buckin' hat".
:))
12 josh said on Wed Sep 21 0:19:08 EDT
Grrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn!
My favorite kind of joke! Bravo! Bravissimo!
:))
13 vanessa said on Wed Sep 21 12:31:52 EDT
thankya, thankya very much.
:))

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