dyn_info.php: Dynamic Image Placement for Counters, Etc.
Handcrafted by on November 30, 2004
This little script was an experimental foray into using images to replace available fonts; It is the long way 'round, but it looks pretty cool when you tweak it just so.
/* Dynamic Date for hinkybox.com written by Joshua Estell hbadmin@gmail.com */ /* Variable Settings *******************/ $datestr = date("mdYw"); //$imgDayPrefix = "elements/gif/date/rg3_day_"; $imgPath= "/devpages/elem/alpha/"; $imgExt = ".gif"; //$banPrefix = "elements/gif/rg3_banner_"; /******************************/ // string output --> 01242004 // array construct /* $dateArray[0] = substr($datestr, 0,2); $dateArray[1] = substr($datestr, 2,1); $dateArray[2] = substr($datestr, 3,1); $dateArray[3] = substr($datestr, 4,1); $dateArray[4] = substr($datestr, 5,1); $dateArray[5] = substr($datestr, 6,1); $dateArray[6] = substr($datestr, 7,1); $dateArray[7] = substr($datestr, 8,1); "elements/gif/rg3_banner_"; /******************************/ function linuxUptime() { $ut = strtok( exec( "cat /proc/uptime" ), "." ); $days = sprintf( "%02d", ($ut/(3600*24)) ); $hours = sprintf( "%02d", ( ($ut % (3600*24)) / 3600) ); $min = sprintf( "%02d", ($ut % (3600*24) % 3600)/60 ); $sec = sprintf( "%02d", ($ut % (3600*24) % 3600)%60 ); return array( $days, $hours, $min, $sec ); } $ut = linuxUptime(); // If you would like to show the // seconds as well just add // [ , $ut[3] seconds ] after minutes. //echo "$ut[0]$ut[1]$ut[2]$ut[3]"; $upTimeRaw = "$ut[0]$ut[1]$ut[2]$ut[3]"; // 04061249 $uTime[0] = substr($upTimeRaw, 0, 1); $uTime[1] = substr($upTimeRaw, 1, 1); $uTime[2] = substr($upTimeRaw, 2, 1); $uTime[3] = substr($upTimeRaw, 3, 1); $uTime[4] = substr($upTimeRaw, 4, 1); $uTime[6] = substr($upTimeRaw, 5, 1); $uTime[7] = substr($upTimeRaw, 6, 1); $uTime[8] = substr($upTimeRaw, 7, 1); //<!-- /* Server Load */ --> $loadavg_array = explode(" ", exec("cat /proc/loadavg")); $loadavg = $loadavg_array[2]; // print("Server load: " . $loadavg . "%"); // Linux server1.hinkybox.local // 2.4.22-1.2199.nptl #1 Wed Aug // 4 12:21:48 EDT 2004 i686 i686 i386 GNU/Linux $uname_array = explode(" ", exec("uname -a")); $platform = strtolower($uname_array[0]); $hostname = strtolower($uname_array[1]); $kernelver = strtolower($uname_array[2]); //Display hostname $nodeName = exec("uname -n"); $hostName[0] = substr($nodeName, 0, 1); $hostName[1] = substr($nodeName, 1, 1); $hostName[2] = substr($nodeName, 2, 1); $hostName[3] = substr($nodeName, 3, 1); $hostName[4] = substr($nodeName, 4, 1); $hostName[5] = substr($nodeName, 5, 1); $hostName[6] = substr($nodeName, 6, 1); $hostName[7] = substr($nodeName, 7, 1); $hostName[8] = substr($nodeName, 8, 1); $hostName[9] = substr($nodeName, 9, 1); $hostName[10] = substr($nodeName, 10, 1); $hostName[11] = substr($nodeName, 11, 1); $hostName[12] = substr($nodeName, 12, 1); $hostName[13] = substr($nodeName, 13, 1); $hostName[14] = substr($nodeName, 14, 1); $hostName[15] = substr($nodeName, 15, 1); $hostName[16] = substr($nodeName, 16, 1); $hostName[17] = substr($nodeName, 17, 1); $hostName[18] = substr($nodeName, 18, 1); $hostName[19] = substr($nodeName, 19, 1); $hostName[20] = substr($nodeName, 20, 1); $hostName[21] = substr($nodeName, 21, 1); // character translation function getChar($char) { global $imgPath; global $imgExt; switch($char) { //--numbers------------------------------ case "1"; echo($imgPath."1".$imgExt); break; case "2"; echo($imgPath."2".$imgExt); break; case "3"; echo($imgPath."3".$imgExt); break; case "4"; echo($imgPath."4".$imgExt); break; case "5"; echo($imgPath."5".$imgExt); break; case "6"; echo($imgPath."6".$imgExt); break; case "7"; echo($imgPath."7".$imgExt); break; case "8"; echo($imgPath."8".$imgExt); break; case "9"; echo($imgPath."9".$imgExt); break; case "0"; echo($imgPath."0".$imgExt); break; //--letters------------------------------ case "a"; echo($imgPath."a".$imgExt); break; case "b"; echo($imgPath."b".$imgExt); break; case "c"; echo($imgPath."c".$imgExt); break; case "d"; echo($imgPath."d".$imgExt); break; case "e"; echo($imgPath."e".$imgExt); break; case "f"; echo($imgPath."f".$imgExt); break; case "g"; echo($imgPath."g".$imgExt); break; case "h"; echo($imgPath."h".$imgExt); break; case "i"; echo($imgPath."i".$imgExt); break; case "j"; echo($imgPath."j".$imgExt); break; case "k"; echo($imgPath."k".$imgExt); break; case "l"; echo($imgPath."l".$imgExt); break; case "m"; echo($imgPath."m".$imgExt); break; case "n"; echo($imgPath."n".$imgExt); break; case "o"; echo($imgPath."o".$imgExt); break; case "p"; echo($imgPath."p".$imgExt); break; case "q"; echo($imgPath."q".$imgExt); break; case "r"; echo($imgPath."r".$imgExt); break; case "s"; echo($imgPath."s".$imgExt); break; case "t"; echo($imgPath."t".$imgExt); break; case "u"; echo($imgPath."u".$imgExt); break; case "v"; echo($imgPath."v".$imgExt); break; case "w"; echo($imgPath."w".$imgExt); break; case "x"; echo($imgPath."x".$imgExt); break; case "y"; echo($imgPath."y".$imgExt); break; case "z"; echo($imgPath."z".$imgExt); break; //--chars---------------------------------- case "+"; echo($imgPath."+".$imgExt); break; case "-"; echo($imgPath."-".$imgExt); break; case "!"; echo($imgPath."!".$imgExt); break; case "@"; echo($imgPath."@".$imgExt); break; case "#"; echo($imgPath."#".$imgExt); break; case "$"; echo($imgPath."$".$imgExt); break; case "%"; echo($imgPath."percent".$imgExt); break; case "^"; echo($imgPath."^".$imgExt); break; case "%"; echo($imgPath."%".$imgExt); break; case "^"; echo($imgPath."^".$imgExt); break; case "&"; echo($imgPath."&".$imgExt); break; case "*"; echo($imgPath."ast".$imgExt); break; case "("; echo($imgPath."(".$imgExt); break; case ")"; echo($imgPath.")".$imgExt); break; case "'"; echo($imgPath."par1".$imgExt); break; case "\""; echo($imgPath."par2".$imgExt); break; case ":"; echo($imgPath."colon".$imgExt); break; case ";"; echo($imgPath."semi".$imgExt); break; case ">"; echo($imgPath."rang".$imgExt); break; case "<"; echo($imgPath."lang".$imgExt); break; case "."; echo($imgPath."per".$imgExt); break; case ","; echo($imgPath."comma".$imgExt); break; case "/"; echo($imgPath."fslash".$imgExt); break; case "["; echo($imgPath."lbrak".$imgExt); break; case "]"; echo($imgPath."rbrak".$imgExt); break; case "}"; echo($imgPath."rbrace".$imgExt); break; case "{"; echo($imgPath."lbrace".$imgExt); break; default : echo($imgPath."dna".$imgExt); } }
<img src="($imgPath); uptime.gif" height="7" /> <img src="($imgPath); halfspace.gif" height="7" /> <img src="getChar($uTime[4]); height="7" /> <img src="getChar($uTime[6]); height="7" />
Weee! A couple of issues with whitespace between images, which makes the HTML into an illegible blob, but oh well, all in the name of science.
Perhaps a couple years until bandwith has a script like this working right. ◊
See it work
See the source (.phps)
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01 Dave Snotheer said on Wed Dec 31 23:00:01 EST
cool man I am stealing it

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